🦜 Officer: “Why did you block your ex?” Parrot: “Because peace is more important than notifications.” 😌 Officer: “So you’re over her?” 🦜 “Completely… I only stalk her twice a week now.” 💀😂 The most relatable breakup advice you’ll hear today! Tag your “I’m totally over them” friend 👇 #SavageParrot #FunnyAnimals #RelationshipHumor #ParrotComedy #SavageReply #AnimalReels #BirdTok #ViralVideo | Savage Parrot

🦜 Parrot Admits His Ex-Girlfriends Are Like His Netflix History — “Bad Choices & Regret” 💔😂 At a dim roadside café, a parrot opens up about love, regret, and questionable taste — under flashing police lights. 🚔☕ 👮 Officer: “You’ve got a long list of ex-girlfriends.” 🦜 Parrot: “Yeah — I call it my Netflix history full of bad choices and regret.” 👮 Officer: “That’s dark.” 🦜 Parrot: “So was my last date — she left mid-meal to recharge her moral compass.” Even the cop couldn’t hold his laugh

This Parrot’s EX Would Be Proud.mp4 | Denzel Colt